Elizabeth Croydon lives in Los Angeles. She is the proud shepherd of two guinea pigs - Fafa and Camel- believed to be ascended masters on vacation. She is a born rebel. A natural outlaw. Her qualifications for comedy include working as a professional cheese cutter, reading tarot cards for a 1-900 number and hitting Brett G- stein in the first grade because she had a crush on his older brother. She has a crush on four out of five comics. Three out of five live to tell the tale. She holds to these truths.1. Your right to skip a bath Friday night should be constitutionally protected, as long as you're a good kid.2. Never underestimate the power of grilled cheese- it's a weapon of mass construction. Check her out onthe Tea Totin Mornin' Show.