Don’t Ask Don’t Tell…Again

W ith war looming overhead, the ladies give their opinion again about Don’t Ask Don’t Tell. They are still upset about gays in the military. They do not understand Obama, the socialist, and his choice to repeal the law. Pink does not belong on the battlefield. They have it on good authority that Jesus agrees.

This is from the official Tea Party Morning Show broadcasting live from their trailer home. These Palin Patriots are aimin’ to re-reform America with witty banter, selective morality, and fancy footwork as they square dance with political stars. Don’t forget their home-made recipes and taxidermy. Each episode is an eye-opener for all of the left wing socialists who need some guidance and a little sunshine in their life with their special musical duo “The Tea Tone Trio”. These patriots will scare you to death with their tea party politics, but have you laughing all the way to the grave. Just when you thought they had disappeared with Sara Palin, they resurface with their very own talk show to educate the masses and make the world a better place.

In this excerpt from episode 1 of the Tea Totin’ Mornin’ Show news briefs, Betty and Tammy quickly discuss in depth the repeal of Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell. And somehow, fashion plays a role.

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